AOC Chronical (ICRP)Bard Circle

Bard Circle 3rd May (OOC)

Today our Bard suggested a little bit of fun.  Some suggested topics were made and we were to write songs about the topic.

The topic chosen was “bananas and spiders”

Jezebelle Queen (queenjezebelle):

A beautiful bunch of ripe banana
Shining in the sun til the daylight’s done
hides the deadly black tarantula
Sitting in the bunch til the nightfall come

Tarantula share your banana so sweet!
I gotta meet the tallyman and go back home
Bananas aren’t good for spider to eat!
The whole plantation is yours to roam

Julala Demina:

Spiders in bananas
oh wait…i think it was pajamas
no…wasn’t spiders – was llamas
in pajamas

Spiders and bananas
Spiders and bananas
Spiders and bananas
was actually llamas in pajamas

Now I feel a fool
I think I got it wrong
seems I missed the spider and bananas
but named them in the song

Spiders and bananas
Spiders and bananas
Spiders and bananas
was actually llamas in pajamas

I’m not that worried
cos bananas sound like llamas
but spiders don’t sound like pajamas
so I guess that is just moot
(btw bananas are fruit)

Spiders and bananas
Spiders and bananas
Spiders and bananas
was actually llamas in pajamas

Humormii:

A spider in the underbrush
crawls up the trunk of the tree
She looks up at the glittering moonlight
in its crescent revelry

So like my nest she muses
as she births her eggs into the fruit
A thin, sweet crescent nursury
My won’t my babes be cute

Marilina (marilina.antonioni):

Ok it is kind of silly but here it goes..I titled it “The Crushed Banana”

One day a spider was walking down the field
Her stomach was tight because hungry she was
She saw in the distance this banana tree
and she remember how sweet and tasty they’ve been

Oh banana, Oh banana
How sweet and tasty you’ve been

So there she went and climb on the tree
and up she went and up she went
and up she went so up on the tree
the banana said oh you will not eat on me

Oh banana, Oh banana
How sweet and tasty you’ve been

And there the spider with all her legs
she push and push and push till the end
until the banana to the ground fell

Oh banana, Oh banana
How sweet and tasty you’ve been

Down went the spider runing down the tree
she push the banana down to the road
and there she stay, and there she stay
until the banana was crushed by a passing car.

Oh banana, Oh banana
How sweet and tasty you’ve been
I want a banana just like you have been

 The End

Kumi Kiyori: This is my little poem.

Banana and spiders she told me to write,
but I’m quite sure those spiders will bite.
Peel them with care or a spider you’ll snare.
Then no squishy mushy bananas
will be in your Tropicana.

JasElm (jaselm.mertel):

When a little ting I once was be,
a banana spider come up to me,
He say, Hey mon I so hungry,
Can you spare a bit of banana to satisfy me?

I look at the spider an I bout faint,
to not step on him take lot of restraint,
So he jump on the table an onto my plate,
that’s when I make for the door quite straight.

He chased me all over and I run so fast,
I pulled out a banana and I start to cast,
It hit him in the eye, but I was out classed,
the spider took me banana and went at last.

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